Useless book suggestions

March 8, 2010  |  Published in Links, Ramblings

My friend Andrew asked on Facebook:

Anyone keen on writing a “The Student’s Guide to…” book? Let me know.

So, who had useless suggestions for Andrew? ME ME ME OOH YES CHOOSE ME PLEASE! The Students’ Guide to:

  • Creating senseless online comics in under 2 hours a week (bonus: How not to feel guilty about neglecting the site for weeks at a go!)
  • Making actually-light-hearted-but-which-may-come-across-as-sarcastic Facebook comments (sorry)
  • Making PDF selling websites that you don’t have time to develop further and which don’t net your only client any sales. At all. (Sorry)
  • Apologising through Facebook comments
  • Making lists
  • Extending lists
  • Overdoing a joke

I’m actually really happy for Andrew and his two wonderful books on “The Student’s Guide to Life” and “The Student’s Guide to Exam Success” (buyable from Aktive Learning or the aforementioned neglected PDF-selling website experiment). Back in 2008, he’d given me copies to give away to my graduating form class, which covered for my thorough lack of imagination in graduation gifts. I’m happy to see it’s doing well on the Popular Bookstore charts.

Recently, I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Andrew is publishing “Diary of a Taxi Driver” by Dr. Cai Mingjie, Singapore’s most educated taxi driver and blogger. Good stuff. I hope Dr. Cai’s writing finds the audience it deserves – his poignant memoirs are always among the first articles I consume from my Instapaper reading list.

New Chickens, September 09 to January 10

February 25, 2010  |  Published in Chicken, Links

So, er, oops. I sort of forgot to continue linking to my stupidchicken comic from September last year. Go check it out – it almost has some semblance of a coherent storyline going on! Remember, I said almost.

Anyway, here’s what’s gone on since I last posted. Personal favourites have a star (or rectangle, depending on your browser) next to them.

2010

2009

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Casin Zero

February 17, 2010  |  Published in Photos

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Passed by the casino, sorry, casin0, the other day on the way to a concert. Either they hired a leet-speaking gamer to do their typography, or WAH LAU EH YOU THINK I DONCH KNOW YOU ANYHOWLY ADD ONE JEERO THERE TRY TO POK KAI ME WHILE I PLAYING THINK I NEBER NOTICE ISIT!!!!

Delicious stylus

February 11, 2010  |  Published in Links

Damn it, Apple, look what you’ve done with your capacitive touch screens.

It’s as though they want me to quit

February 8, 2010  |  Published in Links

They blocked the World Nutella Day website at work. You heartless bastards!

What a thoroughly awesome cartoon.

February 5, 2010  |  Published in Links

What actually matters about the iPad (or, “you idiots.”)

January 30, 2010  |  Published in Links

You idiots. What actually matters isn’t the lack of Flash, or the lack of a camera, or the lack of multi-tasking, or the stupid name. What actually matters is that I can give this device to my parents and they’ll be able to use it without knowing what a goddamn filesystem is. What actually matters is that this might redefine the computing experience. Whether that’s a good thing or not, I’ll let you decide based on what some smart people have written below, but what matters is that something’s finally happened to change the face of personal computing. I can’t wait.

Alex Payne:

The thing that bothers me most about the iPad is this: if I had an iPad rather than a real computer as a kid, I’d never be a programmer today. I’d never have had the ability to run whatever stupid, potentially harmful, hugely educational programs I could download or write. I wouldn’t have been able to fire up ResEdit and edit out the Mac startup sound so I could tinker on the computer at all hours without waking my parents. The iPad may be a boon to traditional eduction, insofar as it allows for multimedia textbooks and such, but in its current form, it’s a detriment to the sort of hacker culture that has propelled the digital economy.

Steven Frank:

We learned about computers from the inside out. Many of us became interested in computers because they were hackable, open, and without restrictions. We worry that these New World devices are stifling the next generation of programmers. But can anyone point to evidence that that’s really happening? I don’t know about you, but I see more people carrying handheld computers than at any point in history. If even a small percentage of them are interested in “what makes this thing tick?” then we’ve got quite a few new programmers in the pipeline.

Rory Marinich:

But however will children learn how to program? Simple: We will make them applications that teach them how to program. Every kid wants to make video games and Google, so it’s not like having a closed system will make them forget that such things are possible. When they go to learn, however, they will not learn by wasting their time doing things that will never make them happy in life. Instead, they will go to the carefully-screened App Store, and they will search for “How do I make video games”, and they will find a little button that teaches them and gives them a run-time environment in which to tinker. And because the iPad is so elegant and makes elegance so relatively easy, these apps will be elegant. We won’t get a row of advanced text editors too complex for people to understand. We will have a lot of simple, easy things that show us how joyful it is to tinker around, and that reveal their complexity and power as we learn enough to work at that level. I might even try my hand at something like that myself.

Selling magic

January 28, 2010  |  Published in Links

Verizon launched a Droid ad two months ago that essentially let the world know how doomed they were. The ad showed a bunch of “iDon’t”s. iDon’t have 5 megapixels. iDon’t have multitasking. Item after item of flaws in the iPhone that this new technology could solve.

Apple, meanwhile, showed a phone that could speak foreign languages at you, identify birdcalls in the wilderness, guide you through cities. They weren’t selling technical features. They were selling you magic. Real magic. The kind of magic where, thanks to world-class designers and programmers and marketers, it actually comes true.

The iPad is a 10” computer with a 16GB flash drive and multitouch technology. What makes that so worthwhile? Haven’t we seen this before? How is this better than a Windows tablet or a netbook?

Here’s why. Apple’s not actually selling a computer. Or a flash drive or multitouch. They needed to make those things for their product, but that’s not what the product is. The product is, simply put, a magical screen that can do anything you ever want it to, no matter what that is.

Here you go. It’s five hundred dollars. If you pay me that, I will give you this magical thing that can do anything. You don’t have to read a manual. It will do anything, and it will do it right now, out of the box.

Ah, the Droid. Remember when that was the big thing in tech, just three months ago?

Yes.

January 28, 2010  |  Published in Links

With the iPad, Apple has created two platforms. First, they have produced a heavily proprietary, native platform that requires Apple approval and has significant Apple restrictions. But ironically, with their heavy focus on improving the quality of Safari and the HTML standard, they have shipped the iPad with a platform based on open, unencumbered technologies.

If you haven’t been paying attention, over the past couple of years, the web platform has gotten offline APIs, improved caching support, local storage (on Safari, that includes an on-device SQLite database accessible through JavaScript), CSS-based animations, and custom, downloadable fonts. Mobile Safari has support for gestures, Geolocation, and hardware-accelerated graphics.

Article on “metagames and containers”

January 27, 2010  |  Published in Links

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