Hey! HEY! YOU! Why is my order taking so long? What do you mean, it’s not recorded? Wait, what? You don’t serve monkeys here? That’s not what your other waiter said — fine, yes, she ran off screaming, yes. But I shouted my order after her! What do you mean, no shirt, no shoes, no service?! Can you tell how much bloody effort I took to make myself look presentable with this hat?! LOOK, I EVEN BROUGHT MY OWN DAMN UTENSILS. Come on, I’m hungry, I’m willing to pay, and… hey! HEY! COME BACK HERE! Man, service here is shit.
(Done with ArtStudio on iPad.)