The dumbest exercise plan ever

  • Step 1: Move into on-campus housing to avoid the evil temptation of nearly 3 kilograms (01 x 400g, 08 x 300g) of Cadbury chocolate bars (flown in from England — the good shit, like how pot dealers might tell you) sitting in the fridge at home.
  • Step 2: Utilise free time to go running in the evening around the nice quiet campus.
  • Step 3: After two days of step 2, go for humongous sushi buffet and get rather sick.

Me = dumbass