Application for “professional slopper”

πŸ”₯ It’s not just fascination β€” it’s an obsession. πŸ”₯

Lately, I’ve been on a journey (yes, a journey πŸš€) to write like AI. Not just write with it β€” write *like* it.

This means:
πŸ’₯ Starting every post with a high-impact one-liner.
πŸ‘ Using em-dashes β€” this punctuation, β€œβ€”β€ β€” as many as four times β€” in a single sentence!
πŸ”„ Not just stating things outright β€” starting with the negative, then escalating into hitherto unparallelled levels of hyperbole.
🀑 Using emojis as bullet points.
βœ… Leaving **all kinds of Markdown** in my posts accidentally when copying and pasting.
πŸ—ΊοΈ And β€” of course β€” calling everything a journey.

It’s not just about automation.
It’s about amplifying impact.
It’s about unlocking potential.
It’s about showing up authentically while sounding completely manufactured. πŸ€–πŸ’‘

Am I the problem? Possibly.

Will I stop? Not until I’ve crafted the perfect post that’s not just content – it’s connection.

#LinkedIn #AIWriting #Authenticity #JourneyNotDestination #UnlockYourVoice #CraftingImpact #Hashtags #Hashtag #Writing #Slopping

(Sorry.)