Tag: Amusing

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Laughing Squid:

If you get a Big Head Squirrel Feeder, you’ll be able to feed and humiliate squirrels at the same time. Hang this vinyl 5-1/2″ x 8″ Big Head Squirrel Feeder in front of a window or near a porch, fill it with something squirrels like to eat and when they stick their head up there, the squirrel looks like he has a hilariously huge head with a goofy smile.

_So_ close to setting that picture as my iPhone wallpaper.

If PHP Were British

Before:

switch ($variable) {
    case $option1:
        //Code here
        break;
    case $option2:
        //Code here
        break;
    default:
        //Code here
        break;
}

After:

what_about (£variable) {
    perhaps £possibility:
        //Code here
        splendid;
    perhaps £other_possibility:
        //Code here
        splendid;
    on_the_off_chance:
        //Code here
        splendid;
}

Chipper!

LOLMAO

You might have already seen this, since [mrbrown](http://mrbrown.com) linked to it on Twitter. Posting on the blog for posterity anyway:

Lolcat9dce5677436502d890d6d7281964d0c7b8ffcb58

It’s been a lifelong* ambition of mine to get a [LOLcat](http://icanhascheezburger.com) picture published**, but this will have to do for now.

\* _Mild_ exaggeration.

\** This may or may not have influenced how much I supported Joey when she adopted our ridiculous cat. Shh, don’t tell her.

Zero Punctuation reviews Minecraft

There is no game reviewer I trust more than ZP. He’s especially good in this one, but pardon the Flash video (yes, again with Flash, sigh).

I went and bought [Minecraft](http://minecraft.net) shortly after watching this review (also after hearing countless other positive reviews on Twitter). Thankfully, I’m not addicted… yet. I hope I didn’t just ruin my future by quitting my job and then immediately buying an awfully addictive game.

(Side note: 1 million purchases of an independent game! Wow.)

MY FACIAL IMAGE IS TOO BIG

Got this from the Immigration Checkpoints Authority today.

>Dear SOON YIN JIE,
>
>Thank you for using iC Online.
>
>We wish to inform you that your registration is pending due to the following reason(s) :
>
>1. THE FACIAL IMAGE IS TOO BIG
>2. THE PHOTOGRAPH SUBMITTED IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
>
>Please adjust and resubmit your photograph showing more of the shoulder (as in current iC) so as to enable us to process the application. Thank you
>
>Please resubmit the relevant image file(s) using the following iC Online’s URL:
>
>For any clarification, please contact us at 63916361/63916410. Thank You.
>
>
>Yours sincerely,
>iC Online Administrator
>IC Section
>Citizen Services Centre
>Immigration & Checkpoints Authority

So my facial image is too big, and they want me to “show more shoulder” before my photo will be “acceptable”? Awesome. This was my reply.

>Dear IC ONLINE ADMINISTRATOR,
>
>Thank you for your email.
>
>I wish to inform you that your email is annoying due to the following reason(s):
>
>1. YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
>
>Please adjust and resubmit your point-form paras showing fewer capital letters (as in the rest of your text) so as to enable us to read it without imagining you shouting. Thank you
>
>For any clarification, please search for “email etiquette” online. Thank You.
>
>Yours sincerely,
>A Citizen