π₯ Itβs not just fascination β itβs an obsession. π₯
Lately, Iβve been on a journey (yes, a journey π) to write like AI. Not just write with it β write *like* it.
This means:
π₯ Starting every post with a high-impact one-liner.
π Using em-dashes β this punctuation, βββ β as many as four times β in a single sentence!
π Not just stating things outright β starting with the negative, then escalating into hitherto unparallelled levels of hyperbole.
π€‘ Using emojis as bullet points.
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Leaving **all kinds of Markdown** in my posts accidentally when copying and pasting.
πΊοΈ And β of course β calling everything a journey.
Itβs not just about automation.
Itβs about amplifying impact.
Itβs about unlocking potential.
Itβs about showing up authentically while sounding completely manufactured. π€π‘
Am I the problem? Possibly.
Will I stop? Not until Iβve crafted the perfect post thatβs not just content β itβs connection.
#LinkedIn #AIWriting #Authenticity #JourneyNotDestination #UnlockYourVoice #CraftingImpact #Hashtags #Hashtag #Writing #Slopping
(Sorry.)